perkataan2 yg teLah ditTERsasuLkn?

Neh adelah kamus terbaru ciptaan aku dan kawan2 aku. kami makhluk perosak?!



Cubbling = Clubbing (Terikut kepekakan si Mancak~)
Saplek = Sapedek
Pussy = Puisi
Gadisku Dalam Kome = Gadisku Dalam Koma
Healer = Hailer
MISA = MCPA
Deotoren = Deodorant
Terang Menerang = Terang Benderang
Clutch = Clash
Wayet = Wallet
Benteng = Banting
Arrow = Error
Daram = Dalam
Punah = Pernah
Kalter Shock = Culture Shock
Bentong = Betung
Wali Somo = Wali Songo
Pusak = Pulak
Rumput = Daun
Muce = Muke
Yasmin Hamid = Yasmin Ahmad
Laekir = Lekir
Balu = Baru
Loletos = Total Lost
Test = Taste
Tesisik = Tersisih
Selasan = Selatan
Bantang Berjuntai = Batang Berjuntai
Karam Singh Waliyam = Karam Singh Walia
Thriller = Trailer
Sepaluh = Separuh
Ijiy = Ijoy
Lamtom = Laptop
Maah = Marah (maah maah bayammmm)
Taib = Taip
Kemtot = Kentot
Babaik = Babik (babi baik~ hahaha!)
Awam = Ayam
Benge = Bunge
Boer = Boxer
Celender = Kalendar
Tamabah = Tambah
Reboning = Rebonding
Buat = Buah
Enden = Indon
Roti Canani = Roti Canai
Divider = Skirting
Kangan = Tangan
Shecondlink = Secondlink
Mecej = Message
MACP = MCPA
Apaca = Apasal
Sazzy Palak = Sazzy Falak
Lera = Rela
Lamtop = Laptop
Sembut = Sembur
Bulan = Bukan
Sharpshooser = Sharpshooter
Trofi = Traffic Light
Cikdu = Cikgu
Bulu Dad = Bulu Dada
Rare File = Raw File
Sweet Child O' Mine = Gun 'N' Roses
Anak die ade pompan x? = Die ade anak pompan x?
Kekep = Cap
Mariah Kelly = Mariah Carey
Orang = Lagu
Menjayuh = Menjauh
Litar Kinjang = Lata Kinjang
Foldover = Fly Over
Signbird = Signboard
Tengkat = Tingkat
Etek = Itik
Yee Mee Dri = Yee Mee Dry
Palestin = Plastersin
Peteng = Potong
Runtuh = Tenggelam
Penting = Pening
Lindai = Linda
Black = Back
Bantut = Bontot
Shai = Shaz
Wangi = Wani
Hardcoffee = Hardcopy
Shortshare = Shortsem
Lahabu = Lahabau
Politakmara = Poly Tech Mara
Perat = Perut
Kilet = Kilat
Bas = Kedai
Ingot = Ingat
Baham = Bahan
Gelak = Gerak
Sedut = Sebut
Chickenchop = Chickenwing
Bredbond = Broadband
Tajuk = Brand
Plastik = Lipstik
Komunikiti = Komuniti
Tenaje = Penaja
Marlis = Malis
Koleslo = Coleslaw
Digi cannot have = We don't have topup yet (apekebende?)
Ijul = Ijoy
Bernyanyi = Bercakap
Ajul = Ijoy
Scan = Skank
Flyer = Flyover
Thaipusyam = Thaipusam
Ijajah = Ijazah
Terleboh = Terlebih
Scratch = Sketch
Aku tekan pakai bunyi = Aku tekan ade bunyi (Dengkil~)
Pat = Featuring
Skangkang = Skanking
Kiss Mu More = Kiss Me More (Mu nk kiss sapo Li?)
Layut = Layout
Panji2 Reje = Panji2 Reggae
Teluk Chempedang = Teluk Cempedak
Broadbang = Broadband
Bakar Minyak = Bakar Lemak
Rotiton = Roti John

Surut = Straight + Lurus

Menara Tower = KL Tower
Scout = Stout
Sarah Crow = Sheryl Crow
Matured = Matching
Bodok = Bodoh
Minium = Medium
Pantemam = Phantomime
Pelangi Peyang = Pelangi Petang
Sile = Sila
Ikan Bulus = Ikan Bilis (Bulus saja dinding ituuu!!)